Jingle Bells, Ganon Yells,
Zapdos laid an egg!
Oh what fun it is to run
a Nintendo-based RP all day!
Hey!

Jingle Bells, Koopa Shells,
Geno saved the day!
Oh what hell it is to tell
a Nintendo-based song all day!

Dashing through the snow
Well at least I think it's snow
It's wet it's white it's bright
and it melts in my hand
ew ew ew ew

Oh god I want to stop right now
I am getting very sick
If I keep going I get the feeling
I'm gonna ruin my magic trick

Ohh

Tingle Balls, Sonic Falls,
Luigi scratched his ass!
Oh my lungs are starting to hurt
from singing this stupid song!
Hey!

Mario Wails, Bowser Phails,
Wario jiggles away!
Hey this song isn't so bad
oh shit I choked on spit
Hey!

My sleigh is about to break,
I should've known it's fake,
It was made out of a rake
And a very well cooked steak
yum yum yum

I hear a rustling noise.
And it sounds like there are toys.
Why, here's the Santa Fox and he
brought a ton of wonderful joys!
HEY!